1.What Up Man
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What Up Man
So I woke up this morinin and as I start yawnin
Dat milk milk pourin into ma bowl then I though
To myself (thought thought 2 myself) that I need to
Take a trip to the grociery store cause the bread is low and
The chicken I was eatin with the mash potatoes need (a little
bit
Of gold) opps wrong song lyric man a little bit of pepper steped
Out the crib with the bear claw slippers robe tighed tight chest
No chest hair store close at 4 so I gotta get there cause it's
like 3：50 and
I'm just wakin up and it take 5 minutes just to get to the front
now
I'm standin in long lines lady with the baby probably buyin some
Dog food, dog probably crazy on the daily basis ma dayz be like
This cause I got to the register and then the store closed
Yo what up man if you u cool what u do warm it up then
I can't hold it cause it's hot put it down then. I left ma kids
at
Day care pick em up then I'm tryna but some new shit what you
Tryna spend all I got 5 dollars so u broke man I thought I had
10 dollars so you broke then tv dinner on the counter warm
It up then, warm it up man, warm it up then
Come get some you little bums I got alot and you can't get
None that ice cream truck just left if you run you can catch
But it's out cause I got the last one but I got a box of combs
that
I'm willin 2 sell I'll sell the ice cream too 2 scoops 4 a bill
I could
Build a sand castle without bringin a pale and go cat fish
fishin
And come up with a whale but but you know what that was easy
As hell well maybe not the line about me catchin a whale but if
I
Did it then it's nothin then I did it as well probably easy as
it is to
Move slow for a snail did you know I made this beat with my
mouth
And a bell just a f.y.I I'm f.l.y and for those who can't spell
I'm a
Pretty swell guy I cought alot of fish I think I have a fish
fry.
Yo what up man if you u cool what u do warm it up then
I can't hold it cause it's hot put it down then. I left ma kids
at
Day care pick em up then I'm tryna but some new shit what you
Tryna spend all I got 5 dollars so u broke man I thought I had
10 dollars so you broke then tv dinner on the counter warm
It up then, warm it up man, warm it up then
2.One Two
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One Two
One two lace up my shoes
3 to the 4 when I stepped out the door
5 6 kick a lil somethin with the cool kids then we do it again
It's like One two lace up my shoes
3 to the 4 when I stepped out the door
5 6 kick a lil somethin with the cool kids then we do it again
What it is what it is come check the noise
It's the new black version of the beastie boys
Chuck-ie mikey some dudes don't like me
Don't care I'm dope they lame so bite me
Find a rock to kick or a bridge to jump off
I'm popular and you not (yessir)
I'm on the dyno with the black mags
Smooth as the vinyl in the black bag
Stumble like the whino with the brown bag
In his right hand around town again
I am keepin cool like it's goin outta style
Stickin to the program kickin it with no hands (kickin)
That's what I do been doin it for a while
Homie not a wack thread on me
Size 10 jedis obi wan kenobi
And I'm aniken
And I'm ramblin
So bladabladabla to the chorus and
Chuck was dope but chuck is cold
As a ice cream cone in a lce land snowstorm
Feelin like a ceiling fan blowing out the window
Midway city is the city where wind blows
Fairly cold, fridegerator buried with a little bit of gold
'85 bears jersey
Infra red spike lee jordan number fours
Bow for a second then I pause for applause
Check it out if it's froze let it thaw
Let it rain clear it out that's the proper protocol
When I steps on the court with the ball on the floor
You dribbilin around just bein a ball hog
(Uh) I got my kicks out my locker
If I ain't got the shot then I dish to my partner
Step behind the arc I cross I Byron Scott-er
If you want it I got it drippin like water
3.Mikey Rocks
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Mikey Rocks
I-I I'm Mikey
I-I-I rock
I-I- I'm Mikey
I-I- I rock
Check it.
Hold the phone like a call on the other line
I'm on the phone with a bone of another kind
So hold on we could roll to the other side
Side of my dome is the zone you could never find
Grip hand you might need assistance
Try to find where you are inside of my head
Stay in line single file if you can
Then, we can kick it like kickstands and,
You know I peddle to the chainslip
So fly propellers propel us to the angels
Re-pellin the fellas that's jealous of the name
It's Repellin to rappers as soon as I stage hit
So one two one two mike check
I'm out for hot in e.q. my steps
I don't use bad grammar so please excuse this
I'm just tryin to let niggas know who I is
I-I I'm Mikey
I-I-I rock
I-I- I'm Mikey
I-I- I run
I-I- I rock
I-I- I'm Mikey
I-I- I run
Mission complete for all those who don't know
Sienara to afros and old flows
The concept of rockin shows is so old
Just keep 'em off the wall like vans logos
Pull it together the spare change and hobos
Cause if you got change in your pocket
Then instantly the dames start flockin'
And if you'll show me to the stage
I rock.
Yea
Yes that song request, all I need is a mic and Inglish
Drop the beat all right I proceed to spit
Me and the beat start fightin with the snares and kicks
Now it's a riot on the track
Reason why is cause I'm fire and I'm hired to do that
And ii'm fire cause I'm liver then tha wire that was tired
Bought back from tha dead
Let it rest on ya head.
(if you don't kno who he is, it's...)
I-I I'm Mikey
I-I-I rock
I-I- I'm Mikey
I-I- I run
I-I- I rock
I-I- I'm Mikey
I-I- I run
4.88
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88
Break it
Bop it
Niggas beat-boxin'
I do what I do like I do it for TV
I guess what I'm doin' I'm doin' to keep the...
Shoes on my feet sweeter than sweet peas
So you sucker MC's really can't out-step me
I grab 'em like I rock 'em from 9-5
Easy rock be's with bass, ladies callin me Rob
Bass, bass, bass, bass
I'm on my '88 shit
Cuban link chains and Gezel frame lens
Guess Jeans, stone-washed
Rockin' top 10 beats
Flickin' on my fit
I got my foot lookin like a '88 draft pick
Is that sick？ It gets sicker than the flu
Attain you a class on how to be cool
And in fact, I'm the superintendent of the school
Uh, yeah and I'm back on my job
I press and twist knobs
Just to make your head nod
All you wack rappers need to keep your day job
And my work here is done, I'm a take the day off
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
(Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and)
(Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin)
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
(Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and)
(Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin)
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
We know who this be, it's me, no secrets
Stuck to the beat and glued to the sequence
You can catch us walkin on the weekend
While you awkwardly breathin
From all the second hand smoke
Nigga, you a square
Lit you at the tip, blow it in the air
We don't play fair
And that's a fact
Separate the people from the squares
Like a nicotine patch
Lookie here, quite honestly (that just made no sense)
You're gonna have to pardon me
I'm a modern day fly machine
Yes sir, that's absurd
But the best word to describe would be 'ah'
Piffed, mad as me
Which hand is free？
Shake the one that is and I gotta handle my biz
Until I got the achin ribs
Salute to all them scally-wags and fresh kids, yes
We can dance if you wanna (80s thing, idk where he got that line
from)
We can leave your friends behind
Cause if your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Then they ain't no friends of mine
Yo, it just hit me
I'm the fresh prince
And that means I'm Will (as in WIll Smith from Fresh Prince of
Bel-Air)
And I chill with the chicks
In the week on the real
It might feel like a kick in the back
From gorillas, but chill that's the skill that I pack (sounds
Yes son, you need to rock while I do the wop
Old schoolers bop cooler while we movin through the spot
Dancin through the roof '88 frames on Adidas track suit
Ask who？ Be quiet when the game's on (relates to the next line
about championships)
Cause I'm in champion ship
And I going through time in my championship
We cannot fall
So I'm leaving you with these 3 words
Yes, yes ya'll
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
(Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and)
(Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin)
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
(Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and)
(Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin)
Do the smurf, Do the wop, Baseball bat
Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back
Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and
Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin
Smurf it, Wop it, at the bus stop and
Break it, Bop it, Niggas beat-boxin
5.What It Iz
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What It Iz
Uh.
Uh.
Yup.
Yo mike!
What it is yo？
I'm just chilling like a villain.
Grindin daily.
Cause I can't get a 9 to 5.
So I rhyme, I rock.
Ya dig？
You don't it's cool.
I take ya to school.
That's what I do.
Yo Chuck!
I-I-I Rock.
If you don't think so.
Then nigga kick rocks.
With the time on the clocks.
Da boom on box. You like us？
Homie that's hardwash.
Boombox on my shoulder.
And she started walking over.
Like yo.
Looked me up and down.
If looks could kill.
Then she'd be in jail.
Well I hope you got the keys.
She got me as well.
I don't wanna let her out.
Cause she is I'll.
Um, but I get iller.
Freeze, now take my picture.
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
I got a 5.0 GT that is.
Drop top roof.
With the Dayton's on the wheels.
Got bass in the back.
Back to the front.
I can hit a switch.
Make the trunk lift up.
Let me hop in.
Let me lace my kicks.
Then flip the Sidekick.
Peek my options go down the list.
Like mmm... not that one.
Maybe tomorrow but that's after.
I find out just what shes after.
If it's dough then she gotta get gone.
She never get a call.
Like broken phones.
And I suppose that she gonna call me.
I take her and her I'll take all three.
But the truck that I'm in only got two seats
And I'm in one.
So you know what that means.
That means it's decision time.
Hop in the women line.
If it's 9, I'm takin 7UP
Like lemon lime.
To the penthouse.
So it's two left fa you chuck
I ain't got no penthouse.
We party on the rooftops.
Brand new Blazers.
That came from Malaysia.
Grab your turntable and smack the DJ up.
If he don't play us
We rock it till the AM.
So you niggaz better wake up.
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
Yeah. (Comon.) Yup. (Comon.)
6.Black Mags
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Black Mags
Pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
P-p-pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
I got this 89-90, Pistons champ flat
Bill black starter cap with the hologram tags
White Mag rims, red rubber tires
Chain, frame, pegs, grips, ship to my supplier
Dope man attire, gimme bout an hour
And I'll have it clicking, ticking, gliding, flying like
McGuyver
I'm a Murder Club, dope pedal rider
Nigel said I'm good to get that ink on my bicep
I gets, busy as a bee on my bike grips
If I catwalk this sidewalk, I can fly this
Bitch and I'm fly, and it's tied to the side
That's the flag that I'm flying
Add to the fact that it all coincides with these wheels that I'm
riding
3pt Mags make you think that I'm gliding
... Shiiiit nigga I ain't lying
I got a long rap sheet that'll say that I'm tied in
Pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
P-p-pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
I'm on the dyno with the black mags
Black mags,
Dyno with the black mags, black mags
Black mags,
I hit chuck on the pager yo, I'm kinda bored
Ain't got class til later so, open garage
And I don't really know which way to go, I ain't tryna skate it
though
And my bikes illegal, so they send for the law
But I don't care joe, I just keep on pedalin
Ride past shorty light skinned with no melanin
Shirt look like somebody stuffed two melons in
Had to stop so I could preach like reverend
I grip on the handbrake and say 'What up？ '
I skip on the handshakes, I'm straight. What else？
I got two pegs on the back,
And you got two legs under your skirt
So hop, we head
To the Dope Pedal Headquarters
You would be there if you could
Chuck got the red wheels and the white mags, but it's all good
I got the gold hundred spokes like Boys in the Hood
With the lime green frame, dollars on the bike seat
Handlebar grips is the same as my Nikes
In the mold, the gold I use for my spokes
And the frame, the same as I use for my chain
Out!
7.A Little Bit Cooler
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A Little Bit Cooler
So I'm sitting on the couch holding the remote
Flipping channels, I'm a rebel eating a bowl
Of them fruity pebble, fruity pebbles, fruity pebbles
How gangsta is that. not gangsta at all？
Aw you judging me dogg, please you shop at the mall
Me I shop at boutiques, limited quantity sneaks
Where do these quantities be maybe they all on my feet
But I don't get it tho, about year ago you sed my gear is wack
Nigga now my gear is dope, I guess it goes full circle like a
cheerio
Cause you rocking what I was rocking like a year ago!
You sed my chain wass lame then you go and get a rope
You clown jokesters pose for poser posters
Told you when I woke up hold it like holsters
And Stop! While fold the rest of my clothes up
Love the hypocrites hating until you make it
Wack swagga jackers but my styez ain't for the taking
(Nigga you still playing sega？) I'm cooler then that guy
(No red monkeys with the bapesters？) I'm cooler then that guy
(What you riding on that bike for？) I'm cooler then that guy
(does that belt say star wars？) I'm cooler then that guy
(Why your jeans ain't sagging？) I'm cooler then that guy
(You ain't smoking on the dro cause？) I'm cooler then that guy
(Where your stunna shades at dog？) I'm cooler then that guy
(Man ya'll niggas ain't got no？) I'm cooler then those guys
I'm in the crib Saturday night with my sega thass right
Playing a game of that street fighter, street fighter, street
fighter
I guess that makes you think you cooler then me
But any girl you can pull I can pull em with ease
Like the letter after D not X to Z, It's easy to me yess yess
indeed
It's hard to believe but swallow it
So much game I that I could put it in a bottle and sell it too
lames
And getting graphics in ya fade was fresh in the day
But it was jacked by the losers I'm bout too say screw it and
Grow a jerry curl wear a diaper like cupid or something else
stupid
And see if people do it and if they do it then that proves it
People are juss losers and they'll anything if someone cool do
it
But they won't do it first so I guess they not cool
And it's the end of the verse so I'm chucking that deuce
8.Gold And A Pager
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Gold And A Pager
GOLD AND A PAGER...
Cool Kids
Cool Kids
Yup!
Uh...
Pedal down the foothills wheelies on the front (for real chuck？)
Not for play homebro I made those in those
I skate those in these
I take dough and wear em like I made those even if I don't cuzzo
I'll take those like dat (Uh)
Put em in my napsack snap the top latch
Fo' finger ring on my belt buckle strap
Gotta hold up my jeans cause they fallin off my ass
Then you gotta check these nikes at the bottom of my pants
Then you gotta check my hip cause my beepers on blast
Just got it activated
You ain even gotta ask
So if my phones off you can page my ass
So I guess what is is I'm who I is
N I'm well aware a gold ropes what I wear
And they're big and they hang and they swang here to there
And I'm here...
Who we are？
Mikey Rocks
I'm graduate of Cooley High
The last day of school threw my hat in the air with a new pair
of shoes with the gum sole
Posed for the class picture
And I flicked like a glass fixture
When the tip of your finger hits the switch
Soo...
With a little bit uh Gold (gold)
Motorola Pager
Fresh haircut clean shave with the razor
It's a sickness but god is my witness
Blessed with this gift since the day before christmas
I'm tryin
I am
Nice with the science on how to stay king of the jungle jus like
lions
I gotta stay humble and move jus like a bumble bee
Can't let your ingreat struggle me (no)
So please no stees bitin
I'm just a teenager...
With a little bit of gold and a pager [repeated and mixed up
throught end of song]
9.Bassment Party
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Bassment Party
They say if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home
I say if you got you two dollars, then come through to my party
But get bent before you come because for that liquor I'll be
charging
And take down these directions
It's right past the intersection
Make a right at the light
It's the first house on the left
And get it, got it good
You made it, I knew you would
We got them drinks up in the back and them chic-key's looking
good
Hold up, here come one ayy what's yo name hun？
Jackie brown, yea that pop
Ayy I'm chuck, this mikey rocks
And let me introduce you to some kids that you ain't used to
Yep we bet that we ride bikes
Carrying bones and jordan 5's
Got every single color so
Just in case you wonder
My party's is always live
As a mother is for supper and
In the summer when it's hotter then the oven
We the coolest kids we know
So you know we into something
That involve doing something
With a trunk to get that bass drum pumping
It's my party, so get up
If you don't you getting jumped
What's happening？
Where's the party？
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
What's happening？
Where's the party？
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
One to the two
Three to the four
Chuckey and mike is at yo door
We don't knock
We straight on that
'when yo album drop'
You can wait on that
I don't don't like the questions you ask so
Let me tell you a little about myself
Everywhere I go I act an ass
And if you ain't know
Better go and ask
At every party
I hop the bar
And then dance with the chicks
On top of that
Bartender be like, get off of that
I'm like not till I get rich off of rap
And I look to the left, she dipping her hips
And making her lips, at me I guess
And I look to the left and look to the right
Point to my chest and she was like 'that's right'
Now let me tell you the recipe
To all you niggas tryna get like me
It takes a scoop of being cool
And the recipe include it
When you purchase my movie
Cause if you knew what I knew
You would prolly try to
Do whatever I do
Prolly move to chicago
If you want instructions
Then I could prolly front them
Just as long as you shortys pay attention
So if you ugly keep you hands by yo side
But if you not then put em' in the sky
And if you knowin' what it is
There's a party at the crib
Come and party with the kids
What's happening？
Where's the party？
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
What's happening？
Where's the party？
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
10.Jingling
Uh... they jingling baby
Like keys in my pocket
When my hands in my pocket
Looking for my wallet
Motorcity technology Radsheed Wallace
Then move to Chicago for dollars like Ben Wallace
I was tryna be modest
But I done brushed my shoulders off so much
In the past months they looked polished
I'm just being honest
I'm putting on a clinic
Niggas dropping out of college to do it like we did it
And pigeon is always flocking if you tossin out bird seeds
I'm in a lion's den with a stake they can't touch me
Plus me and Mikey
Do the right thing in these spike lee Nikes
Suckas they wanna fight me
Cause they girlfriends wanna guy just like me
You know what bite me
Hey they all like me
No sense of throwin punches,
Let's do lunch,
Man you like me too
Ain't no future in ya frontin.
Baby;
Ya jingling
Baby (right, right, right)
Baby (baby)
Ya jingling
Baby (jingling cassette)
Side seal the libet.
Lick thee envenlope and then send it to my niggas
Inside was a note saying that we got to pick up the paste
Cause there's too many rabbits tryna get in the race
Makes me sick in the face and stomach
Shoes ain't laced but they all tryna run it
Did it, done it, kick it, and pun it
Whatever it good however you put it
I'm a hundred dolla bills in a haystack cousin, want it？
You can have it long as you stop confrontin
See I be tryna pay MCs to behave
But they don't cooperate with me
And lately they been impatient
They don't like waitin
And that's why they hate on me
So dang, what they party always lame
They never had a hand like pains of old dames so bam
11.Get Busy Sonnn
(mikey)
yeah, yeah, yeah. check it out.
i keep it mean with the lingo
well damn shawty plenty of cream in the jeans yo.
well not really, i'm lying. come with me inside.
i let it rain on you other guys. umbrellas, i give em back, as
soon as i finish this.
my ninja i'm never wack.
that's why you keep it hating.
i keep it raining like condensation.
instead of crying and hating sit back and take it.
now swallow that my dear.
everywhere we're in there.
i'm like a chandelier i'm hanging in every crib
all you do it hit my switch
if it's where the party is call the kid.
nobody get it poppin like mikey did
12.Don't Trip
Pause baby you talkin to the wall, speak unto the Mike before
you walk into the hall.
Adn present your pass to cause if you don't I'm afraid it's back
2 class boo.
And I wus that dude, rollin dice in the bathroom said u wanna c
my steps
I threw on the glass shoes, culdnt get the gators wet.
Nike they ain't made em yet, maybe is should write a note
Tell em how to design em and later I could buy a boat.
Cool, but there's no floats in the pool.
You goin in the deep end you gotta learn the rules
And she said I'm not groceries don't think about baggin me
Next thing I know it's goin down like a bag of tea
That's brisk baby, but this ish crazy tisk tisk and we dismiss
this lady
Yo I'm passin out pamphlets brochures for bro's
You throw em on the ground I'll b sure 2 know
I'm hailin from the Go' that's Chicago don't slam my car do' as
a auto
Word to mother, I can have another rap 2 follow
Same time that it takes a girrafe to swallow
Don't trip with this, it's gonna get missed deers in the
headlights wanna get hit
Don't slip with this it's sumthing you with arms in the air
start pumpin your fist (don't trip)
With this, it's gonna get missed deers in the headlights wanna
get hit
Don't slip with this it's sumthing you with arms in the air
start pumpin your fist
Like this.
(I got em, no man I got em) Like this
(I got em, no man I got em) like this
(I got em, no man I got em) put your arms in the air start
pumpin your fist don't trip
I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
If you do not know me I'm Chuck what's the bizzo
You know, I know it,
I'll let a few of you know
I know! Huh？ Stupid! You know
Man you too bro？ you rap too huh？
2 plus 2 is 4 canned tuna
Yeah man do a backflip with that
(Pshhhh) Suckaz need instructions for that
I'm D to the O-P-E on the tracks, And I get B-I to the Z when I
rap
You can get with this, or you can get with that.
But that is not this, and that there was wack.
Walk up to your girl like 'What's happening jack？ '
Could'nthear meI was like 'What's happening jack？ '
She was like 'Nothing, bout 2 do sumthing, I tried 2 call u
earlier, but Chuck you be frontin.'
I was like 'Yeah, my fone be on some other, but call me after 9
and I'm free pretty much.'
What you want, you can hit me on my home fone church. Got them
old numbers now but my new fone work like.
Don't trip with this, it's gonna get missed deers in the
headlights wanna get hit
Don't slip with this it's sumthing you with arms in the air
start pumpin your fist (don't trip)
With this, it's gonna get missed deers in the headlights wanna
get hit
Don't slip with this it's sumthing you with arms in the air
start pumpin your fist
Like this.
(I got em, no man I got em) Like this
(I got em, no man I got em) like this
(I got em, no man I got em) put your arms in the air start
pumpin your fist don't trip
13.Chicago Zoo
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